U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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