we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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