you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
