But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hippo gnu deer
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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