Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think my mom watched the whole time
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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