these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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