I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
oh god the rape fog is back!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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