we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
your room smells of hookers.
And success
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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