Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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