its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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