You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
handjob tips. give me some.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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