just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
