my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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