I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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