You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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