Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Two words: nipple clamps
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