Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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