ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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