I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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