why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
