giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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