Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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