U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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