We need to rekindle our bromance
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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