No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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