Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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