Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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