I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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