1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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