Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There's always time for handjobs
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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