so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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