so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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