We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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