Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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