Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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