That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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