im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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