He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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