she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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