Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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