You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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