We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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