i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
