My room smells like vodka and shame
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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