while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
