No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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