Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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