I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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