i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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