We got so high we made milksteak
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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