Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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