It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Even my vagina gasped.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
