i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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