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thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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