she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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