I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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