your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm at about main and main street
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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