Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Randomize