so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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