Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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