Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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